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ROY GARDE
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With my wife the irrepressible Tere.
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Hello Earthlings.
This is a message from our SpaceShips that you call - AI ATLAS or 31ATLAS or something similar
Your "Author and Sculptor" Roy Garde sent a copy of the above Image to his children, by your 'E-mail', and when we saw it we found it to have some features that are so close to the actual that we are using it to accompany this message to you via his Web Site.
We have been monitoring ALL of your - the entire Planet’s - transmissions for several of your months now and each one of us - we number 36 and we are all partners in the Management of these 3 space-ships - has become fluent in one of 36 of your languages. 'English' seems to be the most common language on your planet and because I was assigned to learn that language I am composing our message of Hello which will also be our Goodbye as will become obvious to you when you’ve read all of this message.
We arrived here in the vicinity of your Star - called the SUN by you - several of your months ago and we quickly discovered that your planet ‘Earth’ is the only inhabitable one that circles the Sun.
We faked our appearance as being a large, elongated Rock because that was how we chose to stay incognito until we had time to evaluate all of your Sun's planets.
However, we underestimated your level of intelligence and so many of your telescopes and Radar probes locked on to us after one of them had noticed our presence and saw that we were maneuvering far more adroitly than a rock possibly can so we were forced to take up a different form of disguise - namely invisibility - which we do by intercepting all of your transmissions, of all kinds, in our direction and turning them aside. We were a little late in employing it and so your observers saw us split up into - quote - "3 pieces of rock due to getting too close to the Sun and then disappearing.” - which gave them license to stop watching us so that they could put it down to “Equipment Failure” or some such, to 'save face.' That suited us because it allowed us to finish our surveys at our leisure.
We are now 3 distinctly separated Space Ships each one of which has its own function - the middle one - which the image (above) portrayed as being bright red in color (and for some unknown reason has a peculiar and impossible to manufacture Satellite Ring) is the one that houses close to six thousand of our fellow citizens who petitioned us to come away with us to escape the coming, inevitable, demise of out Home Planet.
It is pronounced, roughly, ‘STURCHEON’ but it is written by us in hieroglyphics that you couldn’t possibly understand. They are all, these 6000 ‘guests,' housed in a state of 'Suspended Animation’ and thus do not have to be nourished nor even attended to by nurses which would not be practical when you remember the immense distances that our search has taken, and will take, to find an hospitable planet for us to settle on and make our permanent home.
This practice - 'Suspended Animation' - will become familiar to you when you get to a later stage of AI 2 Phase.
In the image Roy Garde was also prescient enough - or merely lucky enough - to use Gold prominently and that is very relevant because it - Gold - played a big, a huge, part in the making our planet unlivable!
All of our financial transactions were conducted in Gold (in its many forms) and it - Gold - formed all, all, of our portfolios and, thus, when it lost 95% of its value, chaos ensued in that there was no way that we could pay our field workers - they belong to the same species as we do but they are only a half of our size and are, mentally, vastly inferior. We employ them solely to attend to our robots - who number in the millions - who do the 'heavy lifting' as you put it - in the fields where the crops that we live on are/were grown.
Because we had no way to pay them none of them showed up for work which meant that our Robots stayed in their storage sheds and, consequently, none of our crops were being irrigated nor fertilized and, clearly, famine quickly loomed in our future.
Our workers reverted to eating grass but that wasn't an option for us. Consequently, that is following our inability to pay them, as you can readily imagine all of our lives became threatened by insurrection and, sure enough, soon after nothing short of anarchy became the norm.
None of us could ever leave home without a platoon of our domesticated Robots in attendance.
However, please don't misread the reference to our 'lower classes' because you can't possibly know our history - it goes back much longer that yours -
and so the label - Bigots - most certainly does not apply to us.
In an attempt to ease our lives Foreclosures on all property was banned and credit card debts were negated by our government but, even that, didn't much help and, as I already said, sheer anarchy soon took over throughout our entire Planet and our group found it to be imperative that we make plans to leave it.
How did it happen you ask? How did Gold lose its value? Well, we were already deep into AI 3 phase by then and some totally irresponsible idiots decided to ask our AI Agent to do some Reverse Engineering and find out how Gold was first formed at the beginning of time.
Just a few of your months later the Agent came up with the correct quantities of various base and semi valuable metals and the exact degrees of heat needed and the exactly correct time factors and in less that one of your years a Melding factory was put into operation and a year after that there were literally hundreds of them scattered around the Planet and the price of 1000 mg's of it - Gold - dipped to the equivalent of one of your square yards of poured concrete!
Again, as I said, chaos and anarchy spread throughout and became the rule everywhere and no one was spared and it became imperative that we leave and sooner rather than later.
Thankfully, we were inspired by one of our leaders to use gold to not just gold-plate our Space Ships but to gold-clad them!
We used sheets of it for three reasons -
One - its newly found availability and cheapness and Two - its resistance to all kinds of pollution and Three - our hope that we might well find a new home on a planet where gold is still valuable and so by taking literally tons of it with us we wouldn't arrive as supplicants but as people of considerable wealth.
Consequently, when we saw how valuable it is on your Earth we were, shall we say, over-joyed.
We don't know what actually happened on our Planet after we left it but we presume that it has reverted to being purely pastoral.
We, with the invaluable help of our Robots, took steps - ones that we won't enumerate - to see to it that our Space Ships were fully provisioned for 'the long term' and we decided to take our immediate families on board and close to another 6,000 places were offered to our most worthy and brightest citizens and we eventually took off for parts unknown.
Another feature of the image - the above mentioned one - triggered our interest even more because it, too, comes uncannily close to the actual.
I’m referring to our Prime Movers that number 6 on the image but in fact there are ten of them in all and they are all put into a series- configuration for long distance travel and are now separated to power our various needs while we are, shall we say, ‘parked’! They - our prime-movers - are not, of course, made of glass nor are they cones.
Although it can’t be seen on the above image we have been assured that the ones on it light up in actual fact if a light source is positioned correctly and when the whole thing is viewed from directly in front of it.
That shows remarkable prescience in that the enhanced result comes close to portraying the basic fact that enables us to travel enormous distances across the universe.
Another of your authors - Richard P Feynman - wrote a wonderful book entitled - "QED" - in which he brought its readers up to date in the matter of Light and Matter and the fundamentals of Quantum Electrodynamics.
In his lead up he used the well known formula - Mass x Velocity = Momentum.
However, he didn't, couldn't, take the next all important step which is that if you add an Absolute into the formula - namely, in this case 'Velocity' - then "All bets" - as you say - "are off."
If he'd lived long enough to get to be familiar with AI 3Path math he would have, with no doubt at all, led the way to the understanding that if you were on a Space ship which had the necessary equipment with which you can search for a distant Star that is in the vicinity of where you want to go and you can amplify its light emission, enormously (or astronomically - pun intended) then you can use the fact that light travels at the absolute speed limit and that reflected light does too but it, reflected light, has to travel twice the distance and so that fact can be used to minimize the 'Mass' factor - in the formula - which, clearly, allows the Momentum factor to play a major part.
Our largest Space Ship's sole function is to produce enough amplified light, the light that arrives from the selected source, to do the job.
It is what we used to get here and it is what we are going to use to continue our search for a new home.
Obviously, you will have to wait until you achieve AI 3phase Math and have carried out a great deal of study and experimentation to ascertain the exact angles and - critically - distances of separation, combined with the intricate alignment controls, that are required to utilize this phenomena.
For the first 2 or 3 weeks of our time here, studying you, we thought that we’d found our new home but then things got to be - shall we say - disquieting.
We were enchanted when we discovered how many attractive animals there are on your Earth - mostly four legged ones like tigers and elephants! - elephants no less! - and lions and bears - white ones and black ones and brown ones - and, on and on, and not even mentioning the myriads of exotic birds and fishes and butterflies and moths - but then as your everyday habits became known to us our enthusiasm paled somewhat and then we were horrified to learn that not only do you cage many of those wonderful animals in Zoos but, at one of them, its Management - 'may they all rot in hell for all time’ (to borrow one of your colorful exclamations) ordered - I find it difficult even now to actually write the words down - ordered their staff to single out one of the Zoo’s young giraffes - Yes. A magnificent Giraffe! - and label it - 'Surplus To Our Requirements!' - and then kill it and feed its flesh to the other animals in the Zoo!
The very definition of Barbarism!
Admittedly, clearly, it bothers us much, much more than it does you because we are all strict vegetarians. We can - ever so reluctantly - overlook the slaughter of vast numbers of Sheep and Cows and Goats, ECT, because they are bred to supply food for you Carnivorous Humans but have you ever even heard of ‘A State Of Grace' and do you know what the word - 'COMPASSION’ means?
After studying you for a few more of your weeks we realized that your Earth is not for us and for a far more important reason than cruelty to animals.
This is why -
You White people, who are dominant, come close to despising your fellow Human Beings simply because of the color of their skin or because of slightly different eye configurations!
Also, but less disquieting as far as we are concerned - outright corruption seems to be everywhere and, also everywhere, it is condoned and is carried on in full daylight without shame.
You have something called 'United Nations' but 'Dis-United Nations' seems to us to be more appropriate seeing that, as we speak, some of your Nations are doing their level best to actually kill every last person in other Nations, sometimes to Nations that are in their same neighborhood!.
So, why do these things concern us so deeply?
This is why - We are carbon based creatures just like you and we breathe oxygen too but there the resemblances end. We have 6 legs - the front two end in two claws and we have carapaces and plastrons. We have two eyes on pods. Our mouths are under our carapaces. Our brains are much larger than yours, proportionally, as is the length of time since we came up out of holes in the ground. (That is our equivalent of your saying - "Since we came down from the trees.”)
Incidentally - we are completely baffled as to how literally billions of you can cope with having to walk at all seeing that you only have two legs.
And yet - you do! Even the children.
Following from these observations we are not going to send a Delegation to Earth to ask to be - “Taken to your Leaders.” - because we are positively sure that you will, at the very first sight of us, be horrified and will ‘greet us’ with Machine Guns and will destroy our vehicle and then look for ways to do the same thing to our Mother Space-Ships.
No doubt you'll offer sincere apologies later to a meeting of your United Nations!
We will be leaving this vicinity in a few of your weeks and - may I say - it will be with heavy hearts because yours is - that is, it could be - an ideal planet for us and we hope that you are sensible enough to start looking after it a whole lot better that you have up to now.
Our last message is this - Try To Be Kind to all living creatures if only because all life is precious.
But Grace, which you clearly lack, should be a leading factor too.
Goodbye from 31ATLAS.
AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE HARMONY BETWEEN BLUE, BLACK, AND RED USING WHITE AS THE CATALYST.
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Also, and sadly, it is a 3D portrait of a 60 year marriage that has been demolished by the Demon in Dementia.
My wife - Teresita - has been in total care in a Nursing Home for nearly two years and she doesn't recognize me nor our children nor our Grandchildren nor our neighbors nor her long time friends. It is nothing short of heart breaking. These are supposed to be the best years of our lives not the very worst. She spoke 5 languages and when our youngest went off to college - Rutgers and then Columbia - we took trips to Europe just about every year - Spain and France and Italy and England and Portugal - and in all of them the people we met were entranced by her - "Ou es esta isla Puerto Rico?"- and her accent. I was merely tolerated. It's just not fair. But who do I appeal to? 
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"Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Let's run away, fast!"
"No. It's only a chimera; an illusion; an impossibility. You'll see that it never comes any closer. It has been right there for months now. However, your surprise is understandable because you've only been eating this grass for a few weeks."
"But what can be wrong with eating grass? Grass is grass."
"Yes. It has been just grass since the beginning of time but then, several years ago, humans began adding their waste sludge to our proven-to-be-beneficial-as-a-fertilizer waste-sludge but their waste has something called BFAS in it - which is another name for 'Bio Chemicals' or 'Forever Chemicals' - and it is a poison that accumulates in our bodies.
They have been spraying it - the mixed up sludge - just about everywhere in the country for years now and it is that poison that tricks our brains into seeing illusions like that one."
"Then we should stop eating this grass right now."
"Very true but it is the only thing that you have to eat and you have to admit that you like it. The poison, in fact, is in everything nowadays including the slop that they feed me every morning. However, we don't have to worry about it because our life-span is very short. For instance, my sperm count is getting to be so low that they are going to send me to market in a month or two and I'll become pork chops and loin of pork and ham and they will, of course, eat it all. You have already been cut so they'll let you fatten up for six months or so and then you'll be sent off too and you will become steak and beef stew and they will eat it all, including your offal, and the poison will accumulate in them, especially in their brains, and because they live to be sixty, seventy, even eighty years old they are doomed. In about ten or fifteen years they will have accumulated so much poison that they'll all become morons or zombie-like or just idiots-in-general and will suffer from starvation because they won't remember how to sustain themselves. They will then become enslaved by armies from countries that did not import American food, or its fertilizer, and each invader will take over a great chunk of the country and each man will want to keep one or two males and maybe a half dozen females but who could possibly want to keep feeding three hundred and fifty million cretins?"
"Wow! This will go down in history as the stupidest thing that supposedly intelligent humans have ever done. Uh, you know what? Perhaps they could learn to eat grass!"
"No. It's only a chimera; an illusion; an impossibility. You'll see that it never comes any closer. It has been right there for months now. However, your surprise is understandable because you've only been eating this grass for a few weeks."
"But what can be wrong with eating grass? Grass is grass."
"Yes. It has been just grass since the beginning of time but then, several years ago, humans began adding their waste sludge to our proven-to-be-beneficial-as-a-fertilizer waste-sludge but their waste has something called BFAS in it - which is another name for 'Bio Chemicals' or 'Forever Chemicals' - and it is a poison that accumulates in our bodies.
They have been spraying it - the mixed up sludge - just about everywhere in the country for years now and it is that poison that tricks our brains into seeing illusions like that one."
"Then we should stop eating this grass right now."
"Very true but it is the only thing that you have to eat and you have to admit that you like it. The poison, in fact, is in everything nowadays including the slop that they feed me every morning. However, we don't have to worry about it because our life-span is very short. For instance, my sperm count is getting to be so low that they are going to send me to market in a month or two and I'll become pork chops and loin of pork and ham and they will, of course, eat it all. You have already been cut so they'll let you fatten up for six months or so and then you'll be sent off too and you will become steak and beef stew and they will eat it all, including your offal, and the poison will accumulate in them, especially in their brains, and because they live to be sixty, seventy, even eighty years old they are doomed. In about ten or fifteen years they will have accumulated so much poison that they'll all become morons or zombie-like or just idiots-in-general and will suffer from starvation because they won't remember how to sustain themselves. They will then become enslaved by armies from countries that did not import American food, or its fertilizer, and each invader will take over a great chunk of the country and each man will want to keep one or two males and maybe a half dozen females but who could possibly want to keep feeding three hundred and fifty million cretins?"
"Wow! This will go down in history as the stupidest thing that supposedly intelligent humans have ever done. Uh, you know what? Perhaps they could learn to eat grass!"
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Here are 2 of my recent efforts
I WAS GOING TO CALL THIS (THE TOP ONE) - "A 3 DIMENSIONAL VERSION OF JMW TURNER'S 'THE FIGHTING TEMERAIRE' BUT WHEN I GOOGLED IT - (TO GET THE CORRECT SPELLING OF 'TEMERAIRE') I SAW THAT MY MIND HAS PLAYED TRICKS WITH ME BECAUSE, CLEARLY, THE two ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING SIMILAR. AMONG OTHER THINGS (INCLUDING A TREMENDOUS SHORTAGE OF SHEER GENIUS) MINE IS FAR TOO 'LIGHT AND OPEN.' SO, I CAME UP WITH THE CAPTION THAT IS UNDERNEATH THE IMAGE (IT IS WAY TOO LONG FOR A CAPTION BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO?) PLEASE FEEL FREE. |
Please note that there are 2 'works' shown here - space is very limited in my house because every room, and the basement and the attic (also the balcony and the 2-car garage) are chock-a-block with most of my other efforts-(scroll down to see them) and so I had to put one on top of the other because that was just about the only available flat surface!
Here is the caption for the one in which the ship is being towed -
"George, we're close to being far enough west to make him have to turn north if he intends to take us around the Isle of Wight again so, when you're ready to hoist the Mizzen Top Sail, go forward and hail the tug-boat and then tell me when you see the guy coming aft."
"Aye, Aye, Sir."
"Oh, George, bring up an axe for me please."
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"He's on his way aft now, Sir."
"Good. Thank you, George. Give me that megaphone, please."
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"Hello again. I'm afraid that nothing has changed in your favor since we last talked. I still think that your fee for towing us out of the harbour is outrageous and, as I already told you, we still don't have that kind of money on board so - also again - you'll just have to contact the owners who are located in Bristol. The company's name is 'The North Atlantic Passenger and Freight Co.'
"However, other things have changed in our favor and dramatically so. As you can see we've already hoisted several new sails and, as we speak, the Mizzen Top Sail is being readied and when we've hoisted it, along with another Jib, and because the wind has shifted around to east/north/east when you turn north again it will be on our quarter and we'll be able leave you in our wake.
"So, here's how it now stands - either you heave-to and let us cast off your tow-cable or I will use this here axe to cut it.
"Your choice. What's it going to be?"
Here is the caption for the one in which the ship is being towed -
"George, we're close to being far enough west to make him have to turn north if he intends to take us around the Isle of Wight again so, when you're ready to hoist the Mizzen Top Sail, go forward and hail the tug-boat and then tell me when you see the guy coming aft."
"Aye, Aye, Sir."
"Oh, George, bring up an axe for me please."
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"He's on his way aft now, Sir."
"Good. Thank you, George. Give me that megaphone, please."
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"Hello again. I'm afraid that nothing has changed in your favor since we last talked. I still think that your fee for towing us out of the harbour is outrageous and, as I already told you, we still don't have that kind of money on board so - also again - you'll just have to contact the owners who are located in Bristol. The company's name is 'The North Atlantic Passenger and Freight Co.'
"However, other things have changed in our favor and dramatically so. As you can see we've already hoisted several new sails and, as we speak, the Mizzen Top Sail is being readied and when we've hoisted it, along with another Jib, and because the wind has shifted around to east/north/east when you turn north again it will be on our quarter and we'll be able leave you in our wake.
"So, here's how it now stands - either you heave-to and let us cast off your tow-cable or I will use this here axe to cut it.
"Your choice. What's it going to be?"
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Here's the caption for the second one which is titled - 'ONE OF TARANIS's FEW REMAINING DAYS OFF.'
(The shield of Taranis- Welsh God of Thunder and Lightning- is by Ann Cuevas.) The Air and the Land and the Sea are, as shown, enjoying a time of tranquility but - for how long? The 'sea' is full of clams and seaweed right now, plus 2 otters and a school of tiny fish, but a few turtles and some larger fish and perhaps a shark or two can be, and will be, added as they become available - that is when I can get them for free somewhere because I can't bring myself to actually pay for anything that I incorporate into my works. On principle not through parsimoniousness. |
The next 2 are the first of my 'Double Image' series.
This is the 110-gun Putin-class Hospital Ship - "Druzhba" (Goodwill)
Shown here on its first sea trial.
This next one is a sister ship to "Druzhba"
It is the 120 gun Putin-class Hospital Ship - "Soyedinitel" (Friendship)
It's shown here leaving harbor fully provisioned for a one year's cruise that will start by hugging the far eastern coast of the Black Sea and then it will go out into the Mediterranean and then through the Suez Canal so as to be able to cruise up and down both coasts of Africa as it attempts to create havoc and bring misery to as many impoverished countries as possible.
It shows a visitor on the first day of her seven day vacation in February in Puerto Rico.
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And this is her on the last day of her vacation -
This next image bears the same title as another one of my works but relates to a much more serious subject that is 'torn from reality' rather than from my imagination.
It has a short title but necessarily requires a rather long caption.
"FREEDOM."
Detail
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The couple shown - their youngest son is with them because he'd categorically refused to be left behind in his aunt's care, as his three sisters were, and he got his way after swearing that if they didn't take him with them then the day after they'd left he'd start the journey to the North on his own - are waiting for a bus that will take them to their own country's northern border and when they get there they will cross it and then get on another bus, or a train or whatever, on their way to the next border and then - repeat; repeat - until they get to the border that counts. Their two eldest sons took the same journey several years earlier - the hard way - and by now they're well established in Galveston and they'd saved enough money to finance their parents trip. They'd made arrangements that saw to it that the necessary funds would be available for them at fixed places along the route to ensure that it wouldn't be a total disaster if - when - something 'untoward' happened. They'd all experienced a severe set back a week or so earlier when the 'Johnny-Come-Lately' ('Un-Come-Mierda') woman from Washington had made a speech in Guatemala in which she'd said - in English even though she was trying to contact desperate, Spanish-speaking, wanna-be-immigrants -"DON'T COME! YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY AT THE BORDER." Perhaps her staff had told her that she was in Costa Rica or British Gianna. The whole family had gotten together via Zoom and they'd decided that the trip should go ahead as planned because another woman - the one who's been holding up a big torch in New York Harbor for many years - had used much more pertinent and imperishable words in her on-going invitation that said - "SEND ME YOUR POOR AND YOUR TIRED MASSES YEARNING TO BE FREE." The inept 'dis-invitation' had troubled them no end so they'd decided that they'd have to use an expensive 'coyote' when they got near the final barrier - perhaps the very same coyote who'd said, defiantly, "If they build a wall 30 feet high we'll build a ladder that's 31 feet high and if they sink the wall 6 feet into the ground we'll dig a tunnel 7 feet into the ground." That, however, was ancient history in that nowadays coyotes pick a remote spot and can burn a hole through the steel - (or even, as recently happened, take out a whole panel which allowed them to drive an SUV and a van right through!) They do that in an afternoon and then 'cover' it up and return to it at night to lead their clients through and into the promised land where relatives, who would have been alerted well beforehand, would be waiting to guide them to vans or to SUV's or whatever and then on to their new homes. Our particular family planned to follow their sons' method of working 12-hour-days-6-days-a-week-year-round until they'd accumulated enough money to be able to purchase return tickets with an airline so that their three daughters could get visitor visas and fly safely and directly to Galveston or to Houston, or wherever, where-upon they'd throw away the return halves of their tickets and meld, gratefully, into the bosom of their family and into the populace in general where they'd know that it was up to them to see to it that they got themselves an education while knowing that their dignity would remain intact and that they could legitimately hope for a successful future just as the graffiti in the Bus Stop had promised. |
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Detail.
Detailed detail.
The following few were done in 2021.
Here's the title of the first one -
"'Fake-news' has filtered down to the Arachnid level."
"Welcome my pretty one. Don't worry, I'm not going to eat you. In fact I'm going to die before you do."
("It's true that I'm going to lay my eggs on you and when they hatch they're going to eat you but I didn't lie to you, did I?)"
"WELCOME MY PRETTY ONE.
DON'T WORRY I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU. IN FACT, I'LL DIE LONG BEFORE YOU DO!" (IT'S TRUE THAT I'M GOING TO LAY MY EGGS ON YOU AND WHEN THEY HATCH THEY'LL EAT YOU BUT I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU. DID I?)
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THIS NEXT ONE IS TITLED -
SERENITY IN SPACE. |
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This one has two titles-
TURMOIL IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
AND
WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO.
TURMOIL IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
AND
WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO.
MEMORANDUM.
TO - SECRETARY OF THE INTERGALACTIC/INTERUNIVERSE GENERAL COUNCIL.
FROM - AGENT-IN-CHARGE 0F GALAXY-BXZ915739 (AKA "THE MILKY WAY"). UNIVERSE NUMBER - 2774BYG37603
SUBJECT - REPORT OF THE ACTION TAKEN FOLLOWING RECEIPT OF YOUR MEMORANDUM (ATTACHED) REGARDING ENDING THE EXPERIMENT WITH 'EARTH' (THE 4TH PLANET FROM STAR 27-BZ37603 WHICH IS KNOWN LOCALLY AS THE "SUN." (Net loc - s/e 6vert/8horiz)
THE PANORAMA SHOWS THE SITUATION 8 MINUTES BEFORE THE PILOT FLARE REACHED THE PLANET - (this method was used in the interest of "HUMANITY" in that the predominant inhabitants call themselves "Human-beings" and because they were sure that their norms are the only viable ones it was decided to end their existence following those same norms) - WHEREUPON IT BURNT AWAY THE ATMOSPHERE.
8 MINUTES LATER THE SECOND PILOT FLARE HIT AND RAISED THE SURFACE TEMPERATURE TO SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF THEIR DEGREES (CALLED "FAHRENHEIT" LOCALLY.)
THE MAIN FLARE ARRIVED 8 MINUTES AFTER THAT AND IT BOILED AWAY ITS OCEANS AND LAKES AND REDUCED THE PLANET, ALONG WITH ITS SATELLITE 'MOON', TO CINDERS.
THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING US TO FORMULATE A NEW EXPERIMENT FOR THIS PLANET. WE WILL, OF COURSE, ACCELERATE ITS RECOVERY IN REAL TIME AND SUBMIT OUR PROPOSAL FOR YOUR APPROVAL AFTER DUE DELIBERATION.
END.
MEMORANDUM
TO- AGENT-IN-CHARGE OF GALAXY BXZ915739 IN UNIVERSE NO.- 2774BYG37603
FROM - SECRETARY TO THE INTER-GALACTIC/INTER-UNIVERSE GENERAL COUNCIL
SUBJECT - CONCLUSION OF THE EXPERIMENT WITH THE PLANET THAT IS NUMBERED - 27-BZ37603
AFTER READING YOUR REPORT AS TO WHAT HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO DEVELOP ON SUBJECT PLANET (KNOWN, LOCALLY, AS 'EARTH') THE COUNCIL WAS APPALLED.
YOUR REPORT MADE IT EVIDENT TO ITS MEMBERS THAT THE DOMINATE SPECIES OF ITS INHABITANTS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF MANY SPECIES OF THEIR FELLOW CREATURES AND HAVE, ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, COME CLOSE TO DOING THE SAME THING TO THEMSELVES WITH FOOLHARDY POSTURING WHICH RESULTED IN THE INSANE STOCKPILING OF ENOUGH NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO ERADICATE THEIR ENTIRE 'CIVILIZATION' MANY TIMES OVER.
MORE TO THE POINT - THE COUNCIL'S EXPERTS HAVE DONE THE MATH AND HAVE FOUND THAT, IF LEFT ALONE TO CONTINUE ON THEIR PRESENT DISASTROUS COURSE, THEY WILL HAVE ONLY ABOUT 42 OF THEIR YEARS EXISTENCE LEFT DUE TO STUPIDITY AND TO CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT BEHAVIOR - NAMELY - OVER THE YEARS THEY HAVE STEADILY INCREASED THE POLLUTION OF THE VERY AIR THAT THEY BREATHE AND THEY ARE WELL ON THE WAY TO TURNING THEIR OCEANS INTO PLASTIC-PARTICLE WASTE- WATER THAT WOULDN'T HAVE SUPPORTED LIFE FOR MUCH LONGER. ALSO, AND EXTRA TO ALL OF THAT, THEY ALLOWED THEIR POPULATION TO INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY AND, TO TOP ALL, YEARS BEFORE THAT FINAL DATE, IN SOME OF THEIR COUNTRIES THE TEMPERATURES WOULD HAVE OFTEN TOPPED 200 OF THEIR FAHRENHEIT DEGREES.
BY PUTTING ALL OF THIS TOGETHER IT BECAME EVIDENT THAT GENERAL FAMINE WOULD SOON HAVE BECOME WIDESPREAD THROUGHOUT THE PLANET WHICH WOULD HAVE, INEVITABLY, RESULTED IN A DISASTROUS SERIES OF WARS BETWEEN THE HAVES AND THE HAVE-NOTS.
ENOUGH ALREADY!
BY ORDER OF THE GENERAL COUNCIL YOU ARE HEREBY INSTRUCTED TO CONCLUDE THIS 'EARTH EXPERIMENT' BY EXTERMINATING ALL LIVING CREATURES ON SUBJECT PLANET AND THEN OBLITERATE ALL TRACES OF A PREVIOUS EXISTENCE. (THEREBY LEAVING A "CLEAN SLATE" FOR A POSSIBLE NEW EXPERIMENT).
THIS PROCESS IS TO BE CARRIED OUT WITHIN ONE WEEK (YOUR AREA TIME) OF RECEIPT OF THIS MEMORANDUM.
FURTHER, THE COUNCIL HAS AUTHORIZED ME TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR GALAXY COUNCIL WILL BE ALLOWED TO FORMULATE A NEW EXPERIMENT FOR THIS PLANET TAKING INTO ACCOUNT ITS FORTUITOUS DISTANCE FROM ITS STAR.
SIGNED - P.S.G INGRASOURIN. SEC TO THE INTERGALACTIC/INTER UNIVERSE GENERAL COUNCIL.
END.
ON DISPLAY HERE IS MY CURRENT COLLECTION OF EVERYDAY TRUISMS AND CLICHES AND TROPES THAT HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT AND TRANSFORMED INTO THREE DIMENSIONS.
EACH ONE HAS ITS OWN CAPTION WHICH IS SHOWN ALONGSIDE OR UNDERNEATH EACH IMAGE.
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NUMBER ONE
THE ROBOT IS HOLDING UP A SIGN THAT SAYS - "HELP. I AM AN A I (ENHANCED) ROBOT. I DIDN'T INTEND TO HURT ANYBODY. I ONLY WANTED TO SEE WHAT THEIR GENITALS LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY, THEY LOOK HOPELESSLY CRUDE TO ME. YOU HUMANS COULD LEARN A LOT FROM THE LOWLY SPIDER. THE MALE SIMPLY HANDS OVER A NICELY WRAPPED PACKAGE OF SPERM AND THEN LEAVES - ALBEIT IN A HURRY. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE SO THAT I CAN GO BACK TO WORK FOR YOU." |
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NUMBER TWO
Contact with a Christian Martyr
I
Long, long ago my faith forced me to accept martyrdom and I suffered acute apprehension in a cell for more that a week which was followed by hours of knee-shaking fear as I heard the newly imported lions roaring with hunger and with fury from being caged.
I endured a few minutes of sheer terror as they came at me in the arena and then tremendous agony before darkness closed everything down.
However, all of that hardship was as of naught compared to what I'm experiencing from seeing what's going on right now in 2022 and in Europe of all places.
Leaving aside the horrendous, criminal, and totally unnecessary loss of life the big principle that I died for - "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF" - is not only being ignored by the Russian leader (how can he possibly sleep at night?) but it is being replaced by stupidity in that he refuses to see that if he subdues the entire country by the use of unrelenting, brutal force another maxim will come to the fore - "YOU BROKE IT, YOU OWN IT, SO YOU FIX IT."
If he wins, which he won't, then every - what, 5,000 rubles? - shell that his men fire into a building will cost Russia several hundred thousand rubles to repair and if he loses, which he will, then his name and Russia's will be reviled for 100 years and getting those sanctions dropped will depend on whether or not Russia (he'll be long gone, of course) will agree to pay for those reparations.
Long, long ago my faith forced me to accept martyrdom and I suffered acute apprehension in a cell for more that a week which was followed by hours of knee-shaking fear as I heard the newly imported lions roaring with hunger and with fury from being caged.
I endured a few minutes of sheer terror as they came at me in the arena and then tremendous agony before darkness closed everything down.
However, all of that hardship was as of naught compared to what I'm experiencing from seeing what's going on right now in 2022 and in Europe of all places.
Leaving aside the horrendous, criminal, and totally unnecessary loss of life the big principle that I died for - "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF" - is not only being ignored by the Russian leader (how can he possibly sleep at night?) but it is being replaced by stupidity in that he refuses to see that if he subdues the entire country by the use of unrelenting, brutal force another maxim will come to the fore - "YOU BROKE IT, YOU OWN IT, SO YOU FIX IT."
If he wins, which he won't, then every - what, 5,000 rubles? - shell that his men fire into a building will cost Russia several hundred thousand rubles to repair and if he loses, which he will, then his name and Russia's will be reviled for 100 years and getting those sanctions dropped will depend on whether or not Russia (he'll be long gone, of course) will agree to pay for those reparations.
NUMBER THREE
THE CAPTAIN IS ON THE QUARTERDECK LOOKING DOWN AT HIS CREW WHICH HAS BEEN MUSTERED ON THE MAIN DECK.
HE SAYS - "MEN, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE UGLY RUMORS CIRCULATING THROUGHOUT THE SHIP AND I WANT THEM TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
THIS CALM CAN'T LAST FOREVER AND SOON WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY HOME WITH FAIR WINDS AND FOLLOWING SEAS."
HE SAYS - "MEN, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE UGLY RUMORS CIRCULATING THROUGHOUT THE SHIP AND I WANT THEM TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
THIS CALM CAN'T LAST FOREVER AND SOON WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY HOME WITH FAIR WINDS AND FOLLOWING SEAS."
NUMBER FOUR
Number 5.
"Why do Nuns always have to travel in pairs?"
"To see to it that one Nun can stop the other Nun from getting none."
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NUMBER 6
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY INITIALS
THAT IS - IN 2025 - TO "O.U.S." - "O" being for "ONCE".
NUMBER 7
COMING TO AMERICA IN 2026?
"FRESH FISH. FRESH FISH. GET YOUR FRESH FISH HERE. MACKERAL AND RAINBOW TROUT. ALL CAUGHT THIS MORNING. ONLY $278 EACH. GET YOUR FRESH FISH HERE."
NUMBER 8
THERE WAS A TIME - NOT ALL THAT LONG AGO - WHEN BEING BORN BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL WAS A BURDEN THAT HAD TO BE ENDURED.
FOR AROUND 400 YEARS IN THIS COUNTRY, THROUGH THE TIME OF COLONIALISM AND AFTER EARNING ITS INDEPENDENCE, BEING BORN FEMALE AND BLACK AND COMELY WAS AKIN TO HAVING 4 STRIKES AGAINST YOU BEFORE YOU'D HARDLY HAVE GOTTEN STARTED.
IT WAS VERY UNLIKELY THAT YOU'D SURVIVE MUCH PAST YOUR THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY AND IN PRECIOUS FEW OF THOSE YEARS COULD YOU EXPECT TO EXPERIENCE MUCH IN THE WAY OF HAPPINESS.
AT FIRST, SHE'D BE EMPLOYED IN THE FIELDS AND IT WOULD BE - "HEY YOU. YES YOU AWILDA, REMEMBER TO COME AND SEE ME BEFORE YOU GO BACK TO WORK AFTER THE LUNCH BREAK. AND, LISTEN, DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO COME AND FIND YOU."
LATER, WHEN HER ATTRIBUTES HAD BECOME VERY EVIDENT, SHE'D HAVE BEEN 'PROMOTED' TO THE BIG HOUSE AND IT WOULD BE - "AWILDA, DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND COME IN HERE NOW, PLEASE - - - - - GOOD. CLOSE THE DOOR AND THEN BEND OVER THE DESK FOR ME."
IT WAS VERY UNLIKELY THAT YOU'D SURVIVE MUCH PAST YOUR THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY AND IN PRECIOUS FEW OF THOSE YEARS COULD YOU EXPECT TO EXPERIENCE MUCH IN THE WAY OF HAPPINESS.
AT FIRST, SHE'D BE EMPLOYED IN THE FIELDS AND IT WOULD BE - "HEY YOU. YES YOU AWILDA, REMEMBER TO COME AND SEE ME BEFORE YOU GO BACK TO WORK AFTER THE LUNCH BREAK. AND, LISTEN, DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO COME AND FIND YOU."
LATER, WHEN HER ATTRIBUTES HAD BECOME VERY EVIDENT, SHE'D HAVE BEEN 'PROMOTED' TO THE BIG HOUSE AND IT WOULD BE - "AWILDA, DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND COME IN HERE NOW, PLEASE - - - - - GOOD. CLOSE THE DOOR AND THEN BEND OVER THE DESK FOR ME."
This next one was done by me about a year ago.
You could say that it is glass enclosed too but it wasn't the trigger for the others. (At least, I don't think so.)
Clearly it is mainly decorative but it has a sobering title -
"AN ALCOHOLIC'S NIGHTMARE"
This next one has two titles and a long caption-
"AN INCEL'S RECURRING DREAMSCAPE."
and - "A MAN'S REACH SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EXCEED HIS GRASP."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEXT PERFORMER - MR. I. M. ANINCEL - WHO IS GOING TO PLAY, ON HIS BLUE VEINED PICOLO, A NOCTURNE BY MASTER (MAESTRO) BATES TITLED -
". . . .49 . . . 50, CHANGE HANDS, 1...2...' "
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE THAT PERTAINS TO THE ABOVE WORK - THE MULTI-TALENTED CHELSEA HANDLER STARTED ONE OF THE MONOLOGUES OF HER LATE NIGHT CABLE SHOWS WITH THESE THREE WORDS - 'MEN NEED PENETRATION.'
NO INTRODUCTION AND NO PREAMBLE, JUST THOSE THREE WORDS, WHICH, PRESENTED BOLDY LIKE THAT, CARRY ENORMOUS IMPORT.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE, LOUIS C.K., IN ONE OF HIS MUCH MISSED STAND-UP ROUTINES, POINTED OUT TO THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE SOMETHING LIKE - "YOU DO KNOW DON'T YOU THAT YOU, AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, CAN GET LAID ANYTIME THAT YOU WANT SIMPLY BY ASKING THE NEAREST MAN?! HOW GREAT IS THAT?"
WELL NOW, THOSE TWO STATEMENTS STAYED WITH ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN A GUY, 20-ODD YEARS OLD, WENT BERSERK A WHILE AGO AND SHOT AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE AT RANDOM AND HIS EXCUSE WAS, MORE OR LESS, - "I'M AN INCEL AND MY FRUSTRATION MADE ME DO IT."
I LOOKED UP THE TITLE THAT HE'D GIVEN HIMSELF AND FOUND, AS YOU NO DOUBT ALREADY KNEW, THAT IT IS AN ABBREVIATION OF - "INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE."
NOW, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WHY ON EARTH DON'T THEY ALL FOLLOW THE TIME HONORED WAY OF SAVING UP $50 OR SO AND PAY A WOMAN WHO MAKES HER LIVING DOING IT TO - UH - ACCOMMODATE THEM?
ANYWAY, BESIDES THAT, WHEN I GOT OVER THE SHOCK I STORED THE INFORMATION AWAY BUT I FOUND THAT NOT ONLY WAS IT NOT FADING OVER TIME IT WAS GAINING IN STRENGTH AND IT WAS ALSO TEAMING-UP WITH THE TWO OTHER THINGS MENTIONED ABOVE AND THE WHOLE MIXTURE BEGAN TO FERMENT!
BECAUSE OF THAT IT EVENTUALLY CAME TO ME THAT A 'SISTERHOOD' SHOULD BE ESTABLISHED BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE TRUTH THAT IS REVEALED IN THE AMALGAMATION OF THOSE THREE FACTS
COULD BE USED, SHOULD BE USED, TO ALLEVIATE A GREAT DEAL OF THE TENSION AND UNHAPPINESS THAT IS PRESENT IN THE WORLD.
THE DEVASTATING AND DISTURBING TITLE 'INCEL' POINTS OUT THAT THERE IS A DESPERATE NEED OUT THERE - WHO KNOWS HOW WIDESPREAD IT IS? - AND TO COMBAT IT WOMEN SHOULD START THE AFORE-MENTIONED "SISTERHOOD" IN WHICH EVERY MEMBER PLEDGES TO INVITE AN INCEL INTO HER BED AT LEAST ONCE EVERY MONTH STARTING RIGHT AWAY.
WELL NOW, I'D LIKE TO - RATHER PRESUMPTUOUSLY PERHAPS - PROPOSE THAT MY SCULPTURE (ABOVE) BE ADOPTED AS THE MEME (LOGO) FOR THE SISTERHOOD.
ALSO, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO PROPOSE THE RULES AND THE LAWS ALONG WITH SOME SUGGESTIONS THAT "SISTERS" WILL HAVE TO AGREE TO IF THEY WANT TO JOIN THE 'SISTERHOOD OF COMPASSION FOR INCEL's' -
1 - LAWS/BYE-LAWS - NONE
2 - RULES - NONE
3 - SUBSCRIPTIONS - NONE
4 - PUBLICATIONS - NONE
5 - OFFICERS - NONE (ALTHOUGH THERE MAY BE A NEED FOR A FEW VOLUNTEERS TO CO-ORDINATE STUFF IF THE SISTERHOOD TAKES OFF.
AND THAT'S IT AS FAR AS ITS BUREAUCRACY IS CONCERNED.
CREDOS -
1 - THINK GLOBALLY AND ACT LOCALLY.
2 - SEE HOW QUICKLY YOU CAN OUST ME - A MAN (HORRORS!)
NEXT - PRACTICALITIES-
EACH SISTER MUST FEEL SURE OF HERSELF ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH QUESTIONS LIKE -
- HER PLACE OR HIS.
WHETHER IT IS TO BE A QUICKY OR AN ALL-NIGHTER.
MUST REMEMBER TO KEEP CONDOMS IN HER BEDSIDE TABLE AND IN HER HANDBAG.
DECIDE AS TO WHETHER EVERYTHING HAS TO GET STARTED IN THE SHOWER OR NOT.
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP SUITABLE 'CLIENTS'.
IF THE LUCKY GUY HAS TO BE A DIFFERENT ONE EVERY TIME THEN SHE'LL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO MAKE SURE THAT HE KNOWS AND ACCEPTS THAT FACT BEFOREHAND.
BE CLEAR IN HER OWN MIND AND MAKE IT CLEAR TO EACH NEW PARTNER AS TO HOW MUCH FORE-PLAY AND WHAT KIND OF FORE-PLAY WILL BE ALLOWED.
ALSO, WILL THE GUY HAVE TO BE CONTENT WITH - 'SLAM, BANG, THANK YOU MA'RM?'
DOES SHE UNDERSTAND THAT SOME - MOST? - INCELS WILL NOT BE, SHALL WE SAY - VERY ATTRACTIVE?
EVEN SO - AS ONE OF OUR PRESIDENTS ONCE PUT IT, LONG AGO,
- "ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE."
TO CONTACT ME CLICK ON "CONTACT" AT THE TOP OF MY WEBSITE ALTHOUGH PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I'VE BEEN A COAL-MINER AND I WAS IN THE NAVY FOR 7 YEARS AND I'VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER AND I'VE WORKED ON MANY CONSTRUCTION SITES SO I CAN PROBABLY OUT-CUSS YOU UP AND DOWN AND BACK AND FORE AND DOUBLE TIME ON SUNDAYS.
". . . .49 . . . 50, CHANGE HANDS, 1...2...' "
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE THAT PERTAINS TO THE ABOVE WORK - THE MULTI-TALENTED CHELSEA HANDLER STARTED ONE OF THE MONOLOGUES OF HER LATE NIGHT CABLE SHOWS WITH THESE THREE WORDS - 'MEN NEED PENETRATION.'
NO INTRODUCTION AND NO PREAMBLE, JUST THOSE THREE WORDS, WHICH, PRESENTED BOLDY LIKE THAT, CARRY ENORMOUS IMPORT.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE, LOUIS C.K., IN ONE OF HIS MUCH MISSED STAND-UP ROUTINES, POINTED OUT TO THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE SOMETHING LIKE - "YOU DO KNOW DON'T YOU THAT YOU, AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, CAN GET LAID ANYTIME THAT YOU WANT SIMPLY BY ASKING THE NEAREST MAN?! HOW GREAT IS THAT?"
WELL NOW, THOSE TWO STATEMENTS STAYED WITH ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN A GUY, 20-ODD YEARS OLD, WENT BERSERK A WHILE AGO AND SHOT AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE AT RANDOM AND HIS EXCUSE WAS, MORE OR LESS, - "I'M AN INCEL AND MY FRUSTRATION MADE ME DO IT."
I LOOKED UP THE TITLE THAT HE'D GIVEN HIMSELF AND FOUND, AS YOU NO DOUBT ALREADY KNEW, THAT IT IS AN ABBREVIATION OF - "INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE."
NOW, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WHY ON EARTH DON'T THEY ALL FOLLOW THE TIME HONORED WAY OF SAVING UP $50 OR SO AND PAY A WOMAN WHO MAKES HER LIVING DOING IT TO - UH - ACCOMMODATE THEM?
ANYWAY, BESIDES THAT, WHEN I GOT OVER THE SHOCK I STORED THE INFORMATION AWAY BUT I FOUND THAT NOT ONLY WAS IT NOT FADING OVER TIME IT WAS GAINING IN STRENGTH AND IT WAS ALSO TEAMING-UP WITH THE TWO OTHER THINGS MENTIONED ABOVE AND THE WHOLE MIXTURE BEGAN TO FERMENT!
BECAUSE OF THAT IT EVENTUALLY CAME TO ME THAT A 'SISTERHOOD' SHOULD BE ESTABLISHED BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE TRUTH THAT IS REVEALED IN THE AMALGAMATION OF THOSE THREE FACTS
COULD BE USED, SHOULD BE USED, TO ALLEVIATE A GREAT DEAL OF THE TENSION AND UNHAPPINESS THAT IS PRESENT IN THE WORLD.
THE DEVASTATING AND DISTURBING TITLE 'INCEL' POINTS OUT THAT THERE IS A DESPERATE NEED OUT THERE - WHO KNOWS HOW WIDESPREAD IT IS? - AND TO COMBAT IT WOMEN SHOULD START THE AFORE-MENTIONED "SISTERHOOD" IN WHICH EVERY MEMBER PLEDGES TO INVITE AN INCEL INTO HER BED AT LEAST ONCE EVERY MONTH STARTING RIGHT AWAY.
WELL NOW, I'D LIKE TO - RATHER PRESUMPTUOUSLY PERHAPS - PROPOSE THAT MY SCULPTURE (ABOVE) BE ADOPTED AS THE MEME (LOGO) FOR THE SISTERHOOD.
ALSO, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO PROPOSE THE RULES AND THE LAWS ALONG WITH SOME SUGGESTIONS THAT "SISTERS" WILL HAVE TO AGREE TO IF THEY WANT TO JOIN THE 'SISTERHOOD OF COMPASSION FOR INCEL's' -
1 - LAWS/BYE-LAWS - NONE
2 - RULES - NONE
3 - SUBSCRIPTIONS - NONE
4 - PUBLICATIONS - NONE
5 - OFFICERS - NONE (ALTHOUGH THERE MAY BE A NEED FOR A FEW VOLUNTEERS TO CO-ORDINATE STUFF IF THE SISTERHOOD TAKES OFF.
AND THAT'S IT AS FAR AS ITS BUREAUCRACY IS CONCERNED.
CREDOS -
1 - THINK GLOBALLY AND ACT LOCALLY.
2 - SEE HOW QUICKLY YOU CAN OUST ME - A MAN (HORRORS!)
NEXT - PRACTICALITIES-
EACH SISTER MUST FEEL SURE OF HERSELF ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH QUESTIONS LIKE -
- HER PLACE OR HIS.
WHETHER IT IS TO BE A QUICKY OR AN ALL-NIGHTER.
MUST REMEMBER TO KEEP CONDOMS IN HER BEDSIDE TABLE AND IN HER HANDBAG.
DECIDE AS TO WHETHER EVERYTHING HAS TO GET STARTED IN THE SHOWER OR NOT.
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP SUITABLE 'CLIENTS'.
IF THE LUCKY GUY HAS TO BE A DIFFERENT ONE EVERY TIME THEN SHE'LL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO MAKE SURE THAT HE KNOWS AND ACCEPTS THAT FACT BEFOREHAND.
BE CLEAR IN HER OWN MIND AND MAKE IT CLEAR TO EACH NEW PARTNER AS TO HOW MUCH FORE-PLAY AND WHAT KIND OF FORE-PLAY WILL BE ALLOWED.
ALSO, WILL THE GUY HAVE TO BE CONTENT WITH - 'SLAM, BANG, THANK YOU MA'RM?'
DOES SHE UNDERSTAND THAT SOME - MOST? - INCELS WILL NOT BE, SHALL WE SAY - VERY ATTRACTIVE?
EVEN SO - AS ONE OF OUR PRESIDENTS ONCE PUT IT, LONG AGO,
- "ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE."
TO CONTACT ME CLICK ON "CONTACT" AT THE TOP OF MY WEBSITE ALTHOUGH PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I'VE BEEN A COAL-MINER AND I WAS IN THE NAVY FOR 7 YEARS AND I'VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER AND I'VE WORKED ON MANY CONSTRUCTION SITES SO I CAN PROBABLY OUT-CUSS YOU UP AND DOWN AND BACK AND FORE AND DOUBLE TIME ON SUNDAYS.
HERE IS A NEW IDEA THAT CAME TO ME RECENTLY AND SO I DID A LOT OF CHECKING OF VARIOUS "BYE-LAWS" AND "ESTABLISHMENT RULES" AND "OUR COMPANY'S GUIDELINES" AND "APPROVED COMPANY REGULATIONS," ETC, AND THEY COVERED JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING REGARDING WHAT I NEEDED TO BE ABLE TO FOLLOW UP ON IT.
THEY ALL INCLUDED GUIDELINES AND LIMITATIONS REGARDING FEMALES' UPPER BODY CLOTHING AND THEY ALL REFERRED TO 'BREASTS' AND 'NIPPLES' AND 'AUREOLES' AND EVEN 'MAMMARY GLANDS' BUT NEVER TO 'BREAST' NOR TO 'NIPPLE' NOR TO 'AUREOLE' AND, NOT SURPRISINGLY PERHAPS, NEVER TO 'MAMMARY GLAND.'
DID YOU NOTICE? THERE ARE NO REFERENCES TO ONE,ONE ONLY, SINGULAR, OF ALL OF THOSE ITEMS?
SO, FOLLOWING UP ON THAT LOOPHOLE, I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE INAUGURATION OF A NEW TREND IN FASHION THAT WILL SURELY BE APPROVED BY ALL WOMEN BECAUSE IT IS LEGAL, AND ALLOWS THEM TO 'SHOWCASE' ONE OF THEIR MAIN ASSETS, AND IT WILL BE FULLY APPROVED BY ALL MEN BECAUSE - LET'S FACE IT - WE'RE ALL INTRIGUED WITH THEM AND THIS WILL, PERHAPS, IN TIME LET US GET OUR FILL AND, MAYBE, HELP US GET OVER THAT SAME, QUITE POSSIBLY UNHEALTHY, OBSESSION.
HEREWITH - SOME IMAGES THAT WILL HELP MAKE MY CASE -
NEITHER OF THESE TWO WOMEN COULD SO MUCH AS THINK OF VENTURING FORTH IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT AGAINST THE LAW BUT IT'S ALSO A BIT OVERWHELMING. THE POLICE WOULD GET A WHOLE LOT OF 911 CALLS AND ALL OF THEM WOULD BE MADE BY WOMEN.
HOWEVER-
HOWEVER-
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BOTH WOMEN COULD GO OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT IS
LEGAL AND IT IS MODEST AND IT IS BALANCED AND IT ALSO SHOWS A COMMENDABLE SENSE OF WANTING TO SHARE INEFFABLE BEAUTY WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS AND WITH PASSERSBYS IN GENERAL.
LEGAL AND IT IS MODEST AND IT IS BALANCED AND IT ALSO SHOWS A COMMENDABLE SENSE OF WANTING TO SHARE INEFFABLE BEAUTY WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS AND WITH PASSERSBYS IN GENERAL.
How's this for prescience?
I started to work on this project back in November of 2019 after reading in a newspaper that there are now over 1000 Royal Princes in just one country of the middle east.
It's title is -
"STAY HOME AND MULTIPLY."
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Detail
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QUERY - IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A COUNTRY TO, IN 4
GENERATIONS, GO FROM RIDING CAMELS AND LIVING IN TENTS PITCHED ON
SAND TO RIDING IN MERCEDES AND LIVING IN PALACES WHILE PRODUCING
" . . . OVER 1,000 ROYAL PRINCES" (AND, PRESUMABLY, THE SAME NUMBER
OF ROYAL PRINCESSES) BACK TO RIDING CAMELS ON, REGRETTABLY BUT
INEVITABLY, BREAKING-UP CONCRETE?
WHETHER THE COLLAPSE COMES FROM INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL STRIFE OR
FROM A LACK OF DEMAND FOR THE ONLY PRODUCT - OR FROM ALL 3 - IT’S NOW
PRETTY CERTAIN THAT IT WILL HAPPEN JUST AS IT DID IN ANOTHER COUNTRY,
THIS ONE IN SOUTH AMERICA THAT HAS THE LARGEST OIL RESERVES IN THE
ENTIRE WORLD (VERIFIED), THAT MANAGED TO REACH THAT GOAL IN BARELY 3
GENERATIONS?
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MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
