ROY GARDE
AUTHOR AND SCULPTOR

With my wife - the irrepressible Tere
OK - here's an image of my latest.
It bears the same title as another one of my works but relates to a much more serious subject that is 'torn from reality' rather than from my imagination.
It necessarily requires a rather long caption.
"FREEDOM."
Detail
The couple shown - their youngest son is with them because he'd categorically refused to be left behind in his aunt's care, as his three sisters were, and he got his way after swearing that if they didn't take him with them then the day after they'd left he'd start the journey to the North on his own - are waiting for a bus that will take them to their own country's northern border and when they get there they will cross it and then get on another bus, or a train or whatever, on their way to the next border and then - repeat; repeat - until they get to the border that counts. Their two eldest sons took the same journey seven years earlier - the hard way - and by now they're well established in Galveston and they'd saved enough money to finance their parents trip. They'd made arrangements that saw to it that the necessary funds would be available for them at fixed places along the route so that it wouldn't be a total disaster if - when - something 'untoward' happened. They'd all experienced a severe set back a week or so earlier when the 'Johnny-Come-Lately' ('Un-Come-Mierda') woman from Washington had made a speech in Guatemala in which she'd said - in English even though she was trying to contact desperate, Spanish-speaking, wanna-be-immigrants -"DON'T COME! YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY AT THE BORDER." Perhaps her staff had told her that she was in Costa Rica or British Gianna. The whole family had gotten together via Zoom and they'd decided that the trip should go ahead as planned because another woman - the one who's been holding up a big torch in New York Harbor for many years - had used much more pertinent and imperishable words in her on-going invitation that said - "SEND ME YOUR POOR AND YOUR TIRED MASSES YEARNING TO BE FREE." However - the inept 'dis-invitation' had troubled them no end so they'd decided that they'd have to use an expensive 'coyote' when they got near the final barrier - perhaps the very same coyote who'd said, defiantly, "If they build a wall 30 feet high we'll build a ladder that's 31 feet high and if they sink the wall 6 feet into the ground we'll dig a tunnel 7 feet into the ground." That, however, was ancient history in that nowadays coyotes pick a remote spot and burn a hole through the steel - (or even, as recently happened, take out a whole panel which allowed them to drive an SUV and a van right through!) They do that in an afternoon and then 'cover' it up and return to it at night to lead their clients through and into the promised land where relatives, who would have been alerted well beforehand, would be waiting to guide them to vans or to SUV's or whatever and then on to their new homes. Our particular family planned to follow their sons' method of working 12-hour-days-6-days-a-week-year-round until they'd accumulated enough money to be able to purchase return tickets with an airline so that their three daughters could get visitor visas and fly safely and directly to Galveston or to Houston, or wherever, where-upon they'd throw away the return halves of their tickets and meld, gratefully, into the bosom of their family and into the populace in general where they'd know that it was up to them to see to it that they got themselves an education while knowing that their dignity would remain intact and that they could legitimately hope for a successful future just as the graffiti in the Bus Stop had promised. |
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Detail.
Detailed detail.
The following 6 were all done in 2020.
Here's the title of the first one -
"'Fake-news' has filtered down to the Arachnid level."
"Welcome my pretty one. Don't worry, I'm not going to eat you. In fact I'm going to die before you do."
("It's true that I'm going to lay my eggs on you and when they hatch they're going to eat you but I didn't lie to you, did I?)"
This next one is titled -
SERENITY IN SPACE. |
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This next one has two titles-
TURMOIL IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
AND
WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO.
TURMOIL IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
AND
WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO.
ON DISPLAY - MY CURRENT COLLECTION OF EVERYDAY TRUISMS AND CLICHES BROUGHT TO THE FRO AND PRESERVED IN THREE DIMENSIONS.
EACH ONE HAS ITS OWN CAPTION WHICH WILL BE SHOWN INDIVIDUALLY BELOW
THE ROBOT IS HOLDING UP A SIGN THAT SAYS - "HELP. I AM AN A I (ENHANCED) ROBOT. I DIDN'T INTEND TO HURT ANYBODY. I ONLY WANTED TO SEE WHAT THEIR GENITALS LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY, THEY LOOK HOPELESSLY CRUDE TO ME. YOU HUMANS COULD LEARN A LOT FROM THE LOWLY SPIDER. THE MALE SIMPLY HANDS OVER A NICELY WRAPPED PACKAGE OF SPERM AND THEN LEAVES IN A HURRY. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE SO THAT I CAN GO BACK TO WORK FOR YOU." |
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Long, long ago my faith forced me to accept martyrdom and I suffered acute apprehension in a cell for more that a week which was followed by hours of knee-shaking fear as I heard the newly imported lions roaring with hunger and with fury from being caged.
I endured a few minutes of sheer terror as they came at me in the arena and then tremendous agony before darkness closed everything down.
However, all of that hardship was as of naught compared to what I'm experiencing from seeing what's going on right now in 2022 and in Europe of all places.
Leaving aside the horrendous, criminal, and totally unnecessary loss of life the big principle that I died for - "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF" - is not only being ignored by the Russian leader (how can he possibly sleep at night?) but it is being replaced by stupidity in that he refuses to see that if he subdues the entire country by the use of unrelenting, brutal force another maxim will come to the fore - "YOU BROKE IT AND YOU OWN IT SO YOU FIX IT."
If he wins, which he won't, then every - what, 5,000 rubles? - shell that his men fire into a building will cost Russia several hundred thousand rubles to repair and if he loses, which he will, then his name and Russia's will be reviled for 100 years and getting those sanctions dropped will depend on whether or not Russia (he'll be long gone, of course) will agree to pay for those reparations.
Long, long ago my faith forced me to accept martyrdom and I suffered acute apprehension in a cell for more that a week which was followed by hours of knee-shaking fear as I heard the newly imported lions roaring with hunger and with fury from being caged.
I endured a few minutes of sheer terror as they came at me in the arena and then tremendous agony before darkness closed everything down.
However, all of that hardship was as of naught compared to what I'm experiencing from seeing what's going on right now in 2022 and in Europe of all places.
Leaving aside the horrendous, criminal, and totally unnecessary loss of life the big principle that I died for - "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF" - is not only being ignored by the Russian leader (how can he possibly sleep at night?) but it is being replaced by stupidity in that he refuses to see that if he subdues the entire country by the use of unrelenting, brutal force another maxim will come to the fore - "YOU BROKE IT AND YOU OWN IT SO YOU FIX IT."
If he wins, which he won't, then every - what, 5,000 rubles? - shell that his men fire into a building will cost Russia several hundred thousand rubles to repair and if he loses, which he will, then his name and Russia's will be reviled for 100 years and getting those sanctions dropped will depend on whether or not Russia (he'll be long gone, of course) will agree to pay for those reparations.
THE CAPTAIN IS ON THE QUARTERDECK LOOKING DOWN AT HIS CREW WHICH HAS BEEN MUSTERED ON THE MAIN DECK.
HE SAYS - "MEN, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE UGLY RUMORS CIRCULATING THROUGHOUT THE SHIP AND I WANT THEM TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
THIS CALM CAN'T LAST FOREVER AND SOON WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY HOME WITH FAIR WINDS AND FOLLOWING SEAS."
HE SAYS - "MEN, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE UGLY RUMORS CIRCULATING THROUGHOUT THE SHIP AND I WANT THEM TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
THIS CALM CAN'T LAST FOREVER AND SOON WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY HOME WITH FAIR WINDS AND FOLLOWING SEAS."

"WELL GROUNDED"
"This title is an electrician's inside joke in that the 'bulb' is a high pressure sodium lamp of the type that's put on tall poles to illuminate large areas.
"This title is an electrician's inside joke in that the 'bulb' is a high pressure sodium lamp of the type that's put on tall poles to illuminate large areas.
This next one was done by me about a year ago.
You could say that it is glass enclosed too but it wasn't the trigger for the others. (At least, I don't think so.)
Clearly it is mainly decorative but it has a sobering title -
"AN ALCOHOLIC'S NIGHTMARE"

This next one has two titles and a long caption-
"AN INCEL'S RECURRING DREAMSCAPE."
and - "A MAN'S REACH SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EXCEED HIS GRASP."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEXT PERFORMER - MR. I. M. ANINCEL - WHO IS GOING TO PLAY, ON HIS BLUE VEINED PICOLO, A NOCTURNE BY MASTER (MAESTRO) BATES TITLED -
". . . .49 . . . 50, CHANGE HANDS, 1...2...' "
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE THAT PERTAINS TO THE ABOVE WORK - THE MULTI-TALENTED CHELSEA HANDLER STARTED ONE OF THE MONOLOGUES OF HER LATE NIGHT CABLE SHOWS WITH THESE THREE WORDS - 'MEN NEED PENETRATION.'
NO INTRODUCTION AND NO PREAMBLE, JUST THOSE THREE WORDS, WHICH, PRESENTED BOLDY LIKE THAT, CARRY ENORMOUS IMPORT.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE, LOUIS C.K., IN ONE OF HIS MUCH MISSED STAND-UP ROUTINES, POINTED OUT TO THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE SOMETHING LIKE - "YOU DO KNOW DON'T YOU THAT YOU, AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, CAN GET LAID ANYTIME THAT YOU WANT SIMPLY BY ASKING THE NEAREST MAN?! HOW GREAT IS THAT?"
WELL NOW, THOSE TWO STATEMENTS STAYED WITH ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN A GUY, 20-ODD YEARS OLD, WENT BERSERK A WHILE AGO AND SHOT AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE AT RANDOM AND HIS EXCUSE WAS, MORE OR LESS, - "I'M AN INCEL AND MY FRUSTRATION MADE ME DO IT."
I LOOKED UP THE TITLE THAT HE'D GIVEN HIMSELF AND FOUND, AS YOU NO DOUBT ALREADY KNEW, THAT IT IS AN ABBREVIATION OF - "INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE."
NOW, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WHY ON EARTH DON'T THEY ALL FOLLOW THE TIME HONORED WAY OF SAVING UP $50 OR SO AND PAY A WOMAN WHO MAKES HER LIVING DOING IT TO - UH - ACCOMMODATE THEM?
ANYWAY, BESIDES THAT, WHEN I GOT OVER THE SHOCK I STORED THE INFORMATION AWAY BUT I FOUND THAT NOT ONLY WAS IT NOT FADING OVER TIME IT WAS GAINING IN STRENGTH AND IT WAS ALSO TEAMING-UP WITH THE TWO OTHER THINGS MENTIONED ABOVE AND THE WHOLE MIXTURE BEGAN TO FERMENT!
BECAUSE OF THAT IT EVENTUALLY CAME TO ME THAT A 'SISTERHOOD' SHOULD BE ESTABLISHED BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE TRUTH THAT IS REVEALED IN THE AMALGAMATION OF THOSE THREE FACTS
COULD BE USED, SHOULD BE USED, TO ALLEVIATE A GREAT DEAL OF THE TENSION AND UNHAPPINESS THAT IS PRESENT IN THE WORLD.
THE DEVASTATING AND DISTURBING TITLE 'INCEL' POINTS OUT THAT THERE IS A DESPERATE NEED OUT THERE - WHO KNOWS HOW WIDESPREAD IT IS? - AND TO COMBAT IT WOMEN SHOULD START THE AFORE-MENTIONED "SISTERHOOD" IN WHICH EVERY MEMBER PLEDGES TO INVITE AN INCEL INTO HER BED AT LEAST ONCE EVERY MONTH STARTING RIGHT AWAY.
WELL NOW, I'D LIKE TO - RATHER PRESUMPTUOUSLY PERHAPS - PROPOSE THAT MY SCULPTURE (ABOVE) BE ADOPTED AS THE MEME (LOGO) FOR THE SISTERHOOD.
ALSO, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO PROPOSE THE RULES AND THE LAWS ALONG WITH SOME SUGGESTIONS THAT "SISTERS" WILL HAVE TO AGREE TO IF THEY WANT TO JOIN THE 'SISTERHOOD OF COMPASSION FOR INCEL's' -
1 - LAWS/BYE-LAWS - NONE
2 - RULES - NONE
3 - SUBSCRIPTIONS - NONE
4 - PUBLICATIONS - NONE
5 - OFFICERS - NONE (ALTHOUGH THERE MAY BE A NEED FOR A FEW VOLUNTEERS TO CO-ORDINATE STUFF IF THE SISTERHOOD TAKES OFF.
AND THAT'S IT AS FAR AS ITS BUREAUCRACY IS CONCERNED.
CREDOS -
1 - THINK GLOBALLY AND ACT LOCALLY.
2 - SEE HOW QUICKLY YOU CAN OUST ME - A MAN (HORRORS!)
NEXT - PRACTICALITIES-
EACH SISTER MUST FEEL SURE OF HERSELF ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH QUESTIONS LIKE -
- HER PLACE OR HIS.
WHETHER IT IS TO BE A QUICKY OR AN ALL-NIGHTER.
MUST REMEMBER TO KEEP CONDOMS IN HER BEDSIDE TABLE AND IN HER HANDBAG.
DECIDE AS TO WHETHER EVERYTHING HAS TO GET STARTED IN THE SHOWER OR NOT.
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP SUITABLE 'CLIENTS'.
IF THE LUCKY GUY HAS TO BE A DIFFERENT ONE EVERY TIME THEN SHE'LL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO MAKE SURE THAT HE KNOWS AND ACCEPTS THAT FACT BEFOREHAND.
BE CLEAR IN HER OWN MIND AND MAKE IT CLEAR TO EACH NEW PARTNER AS TO HOW MUCH FORE-PLAY AND WHAT KIND OF FORE-PLAY WILL BE ALLOWED.
ALSO, WILL THE GUY HAVE TO BE CONTENT WITH - 'SLAM, BANG, THANK YOU MA'RM?'
DOES SHE UNDERSTAND THAT SOME - MOST? - INCELS WILL NOT BE, SHALL WE SAY - VERY ATTRACTIVE?
EVEN SO - AS ONE OF OUR PRESIDENTS ONCE PUT IT, LONG AGO,
- "ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE."
TO CONTACT ME CLICK ON "CONTACT" AT THE TOP OF MY WEBSITE ALTHOUGH PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I'VE BEEN A COAL-MINER AND I WAS IN THE NAVY FOR 7 YEARS AND I'VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER AND I'VE WORKED ON MANY CONSTRUCTION SITES SO I CAN PROBABLY OUT-CUSS YOU UP AND DOWN AND BACK AND FORE AND DOUBLE TIME ON SUNDAYS.
". . . .49 . . . 50, CHANGE HANDS, 1...2...' "
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE THAT PERTAINS TO THE ABOVE WORK - THE MULTI-TALENTED CHELSEA HANDLER STARTED ONE OF THE MONOLOGUES OF HER LATE NIGHT CABLE SHOWS WITH THESE THREE WORDS - 'MEN NEED PENETRATION.'
NO INTRODUCTION AND NO PREAMBLE, JUST THOSE THREE WORDS, WHICH, PRESENTED BOLDY LIKE THAT, CARRY ENORMOUS IMPORT.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE, LOUIS C.K., IN ONE OF HIS MUCH MISSED STAND-UP ROUTINES, POINTED OUT TO THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE SOMETHING LIKE - "YOU DO KNOW DON'T YOU THAT YOU, AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, CAN GET LAID ANYTIME THAT YOU WANT SIMPLY BY ASKING THE NEAREST MAN?! HOW GREAT IS THAT?"
WELL NOW, THOSE TWO STATEMENTS STAYED WITH ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN A GUY, 20-ODD YEARS OLD, WENT BERSERK A WHILE AGO AND SHOT AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE AT RANDOM AND HIS EXCUSE WAS, MORE OR LESS, - "I'M AN INCEL AND MY FRUSTRATION MADE ME DO IT."
I LOOKED UP THE TITLE THAT HE'D GIVEN HIMSELF AND FOUND, AS YOU NO DOUBT ALREADY KNEW, THAT IT IS AN ABBREVIATION OF - "INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE."
NOW, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WHY ON EARTH DON'T THEY ALL FOLLOW THE TIME HONORED WAY OF SAVING UP $50 OR SO AND PAY A WOMAN WHO MAKES HER LIVING DOING IT TO - UH - ACCOMMODATE THEM?
ANYWAY, BESIDES THAT, WHEN I GOT OVER THE SHOCK I STORED THE INFORMATION AWAY BUT I FOUND THAT NOT ONLY WAS IT NOT FADING OVER TIME IT WAS GAINING IN STRENGTH AND IT WAS ALSO TEAMING-UP WITH THE TWO OTHER THINGS MENTIONED ABOVE AND THE WHOLE MIXTURE BEGAN TO FERMENT!
BECAUSE OF THAT IT EVENTUALLY CAME TO ME THAT A 'SISTERHOOD' SHOULD BE ESTABLISHED BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE TRUTH THAT IS REVEALED IN THE AMALGAMATION OF THOSE THREE FACTS
COULD BE USED, SHOULD BE USED, TO ALLEVIATE A GREAT DEAL OF THE TENSION AND UNHAPPINESS THAT IS PRESENT IN THE WORLD.
THE DEVASTATING AND DISTURBING TITLE 'INCEL' POINTS OUT THAT THERE IS A DESPERATE NEED OUT THERE - WHO KNOWS HOW WIDESPREAD IT IS? - AND TO COMBAT IT WOMEN SHOULD START THE AFORE-MENTIONED "SISTERHOOD" IN WHICH EVERY MEMBER PLEDGES TO INVITE AN INCEL INTO HER BED AT LEAST ONCE EVERY MONTH STARTING RIGHT AWAY.
WELL NOW, I'D LIKE TO - RATHER PRESUMPTUOUSLY PERHAPS - PROPOSE THAT MY SCULPTURE (ABOVE) BE ADOPTED AS THE MEME (LOGO) FOR THE SISTERHOOD.
ALSO, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO PROPOSE THE RULES AND THE LAWS ALONG WITH SOME SUGGESTIONS THAT "SISTERS" WILL HAVE TO AGREE TO IF THEY WANT TO JOIN THE 'SISTERHOOD OF COMPASSION FOR INCEL's' -
1 - LAWS/BYE-LAWS - NONE
2 - RULES - NONE
3 - SUBSCRIPTIONS - NONE
4 - PUBLICATIONS - NONE
5 - OFFICERS - NONE (ALTHOUGH THERE MAY BE A NEED FOR A FEW VOLUNTEERS TO CO-ORDINATE STUFF IF THE SISTERHOOD TAKES OFF.
AND THAT'S IT AS FAR AS ITS BUREAUCRACY IS CONCERNED.
CREDOS -
1 - THINK GLOBALLY AND ACT LOCALLY.
2 - SEE HOW QUICKLY YOU CAN OUST ME - A MAN (HORRORS!)
NEXT - PRACTICALITIES-
EACH SISTER MUST FEEL SURE OF HERSELF ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH QUESTIONS LIKE -
- HER PLACE OR HIS.
WHETHER IT IS TO BE A QUICKY OR AN ALL-NIGHTER.
MUST REMEMBER TO KEEP CONDOMS IN HER BEDSIDE TABLE AND IN HER HANDBAG.
DECIDE AS TO WHETHER EVERYTHING HAS TO GET STARTED IN THE SHOWER OR NOT.
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP SUITABLE 'CLIENTS'.
IF THE LUCKY GUY HAS TO BE A DIFFERENT ONE EVERY TIME THEN SHE'LL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO MAKE SURE THAT HE KNOWS AND ACCEPTS THAT FACT BEFOREHAND.
BE CLEAR IN HER OWN MIND AND MAKE IT CLEAR TO EACH NEW PARTNER AS TO HOW MUCH FORE-PLAY AND WHAT KIND OF FORE-PLAY WILL BE ALLOWED.
ALSO, WILL THE GUY HAVE TO BE CONTENT WITH - 'SLAM, BANG, THANK YOU MA'RM?'
DOES SHE UNDERSTAND THAT SOME - MOST? - INCELS WILL NOT BE, SHALL WE SAY - VERY ATTRACTIVE?
EVEN SO - AS ONE OF OUR PRESIDENTS ONCE PUT IT, LONG AGO,
- "ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE."
TO CONTACT ME CLICK ON "CONTACT" AT THE TOP OF MY WEBSITE ALTHOUGH PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I'VE BEEN A COAL-MINER AND I WAS IN THE NAVY FOR 7 YEARS AND I'VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER AND I'VE WORKED ON MANY CONSTRUCTION SITES SO I CAN PROBABLY OUT-CUSS YOU UP AND DOWN AND BACK AND FORE AND DOUBLE TIME ON SUNDAYS.
Here's an image of all of my 'glass enclosed' creations - |
WHEN THIS NEW IDEA CAME TO ME, RECENTLY, I DID A LOT OF CHECKING OF VARIOUS "BYE-LAWS" AND "ESTABLISHMENT RULES" AND "OUR COMPANY'S GUIDELINES" AND "APPROVED COMPANY REGULATIONS," ETC, AND THEY COVERED JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING REGARDING 'WOMEN'S WORKING ATTIRE' WHICH WAS WHAT WAS OF INTEREST TO ME AT THAT TIME.
THEY ALL INCLUDED GUIDELINES AND LIMITATIONS REGARDING FEMALES' UPPER BODY CLOTHING AND THEY ALL REFERRED TO 'BREASTS' AND 'NIPPLES' AND 'AUREOLES' AND EVEN 'MAMMARY GLANDS' BUT NEVER TO 'BREAST' NOR TO 'NIPPLE' NOR TO 'AUREOLE' AND, NOT SURPRISINGLY PERHAPS, NEVER TO 'MAMMARY GLAND.'
SO, FOLLOWING UP ON THAT LOOPHOLE, I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE INAUGURATION OF A NEW TREND IN FASHION THAT WILL SURELY BE APPROVED BY ALL WOMEN BECAUSE IT IS LEGAL, AND ALLOWS THEM TO 'SHOWCASE' ONE OF THEIR MAIN ASSETS, AND IT WILL BE FULLY APPROVED BY ALL MEN BECAUSE - LET'S FACE IT - WE'RE ALL INTRIGUED WITH THEM AND THIS WILL, PERHAPS, IN TIME LET US GET OUR FILL AND, MAYBE, HELP US GET OVER THAT SAME, QUITE POSSIBLY UNHEALTHY, OBSESSION.
THEY ALL INCLUDED GUIDELINES AND LIMITATIONS REGARDING FEMALES' UPPER BODY CLOTHING AND THEY ALL REFERRED TO 'BREASTS' AND 'NIPPLES' AND 'AUREOLES' AND EVEN 'MAMMARY GLANDS' BUT NEVER TO 'BREAST' NOR TO 'NIPPLE' NOR TO 'AUREOLE' AND, NOT SURPRISINGLY PERHAPS, NEVER TO 'MAMMARY GLAND.'
SO, FOLLOWING UP ON THAT LOOPHOLE, I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE INAUGURATION OF A NEW TREND IN FASHION THAT WILL SURELY BE APPROVED BY ALL WOMEN BECAUSE IT IS LEGAL, AND ALLOWS THEM TO 'SHOWCASE' ONE OF THEIR MAIN ASSETS, AND IT WILL BE FULLY APPROVED BY ALL MEN BECAUSE - LET'S FACE IT - WE'RE ALL INTRIGUED WITH THEM AND THIS WILL, PERHAPS, IN TIME LET US GET OUR FILL AND, MAYBE, HELP US GET OVER THAT SAME, QUITE POSSIBLY UNHEALTHY, OBSESSION.
HEREWITH - SOME IMAGES THAT WILL HELP MAKE MY CASE -
NEITHER OF THESE TWO WOMEN COULD SO MUCH AS THINK OF VENTURING FORTH IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT AGAINST THE LAW BUT IT'S ALSO A BIT OVERWHELMING. THE POLICE WOULD GET A WHOLE LOT OF 911 CALLS AND ALL OF THEM WOULD BE MADE BY WOMEN.
HOWEVER-
HOWEVER-
BOTH WOMEN COULD GO OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT IS
LEGAL AND IT IS MODEST AND IT IS BALANCED AND IT ALSO SHOWS A COMMENDABLE SENSE OF WANTING TO SHARE INEFFABLE BEAUTY WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS AND WITH PASSERSBYS IN GENERAL.
LEGAL AND IT IS MODEST AND IT IS BALANCED AND IT ALSO SHOWS A COMMENDABLE SENSE OF WANTING TO SHARE INEFFABLE BEAUTY WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS AND WITH PASSERSBYS IN GENERAL.
How's this for prescience?
I started to work on this project back in November of 2019 after reading in a newspaper that there are now over 1000 Royal Princes in just one country of the middle east.
It's title is -
"STAY HOME AND MULTIPLY."

QUERY - IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A COUNTRY TO, IN 4
GENERATIONS, GO FROM RIDING CAMELS AND LIVING IN TENTS PITCHED ON
SAND TO RIDING IN MERCEDES AND LIVING IN PALACES WHILE PRODUCING
" . . . OVER 1,000 ROYAL PRINCES" (AND, PRESUMABLY, THE SAME NUMBER
OF ROYAL PRINCESSES) BACK TO RIDING CAMELS ON, REGRETTABLY BUT
INEVITABLY, BREAKING-UP CONCRETE?
WHETHER THE COLLAPSE COMES FROM INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL STRIFE OR
FROM A LACK OF DEMAND FOR THE ONLY PRODUCT - OR FROM ALL 3 - IT’S NOW
PRETTY CERTAIN THAT IT WILL HAPPEN JUST AS IT DID IN ANOTHER COUNTRY,
THIS ONE IN SOUTH AMERICA THAT HAS THE LARGEST OIL RESERVES IN THE
ENTIRE WORLD (VERIFIED), THAT MANAGED TO REACH THAT GOAL IN BARELY 3
GENERATIONS?
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MOTHER AND DAUGHTER